Dinner Conversation

D: Melanie, how many words do you know in German?
Me: I used to know a lot but not so many any more.
D: What words do you still know?
Me: Fraulein
D: Fraulein, that means lady
Me: How many German words do you know?
D: hotdog Fraulein
Me: Where did you learn that?
D: from Jonathan (boy in his primary class)
Me: How does Jonathan know German?
I get "The Look"
D: He has a German hat.

Well, duh on me!!!